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Paradise Can Wait

11/23/2018

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In order to avoid the anxiety, nagging doubt, and boredom that I figured would creep in if I didn’t have a plan immediately after quitting, I booked my 25 hour flight from DC to Bali for the Monday after my last day. May as well get this party started. Next stop, endless adventure. Then life threw in a little curveball. My brother Luke bought his first home in the Petworth neighborhood of DC and asked that I stick around for a few weeks to help him renovate it. His plan involves moving into the basement unit with his girlfriend and renting the three upstairs bedrooms to other young professionals to defray the cost of an oppressive DC mortgage.
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Party mansion
The place is a sprawling 2000 square foot home that, despite all of its turn of the century charm, needed some serious work. As an unemployed gentleman I didn’t really have any excuses and besides, what kind of brother would I be if I bailed when he could use the help. So Luke agreed to pay the change of flight fee and provide room and board in exchange for some old fashioned indentured servitude. I accepted. So now with a new departure date of December 2nd, I was free to focus on helping Luke convert his traphouse to a steezy party mansion fit for young, rent-paying millennials to live out their hipster dreams. ​
The next two weeks were a blur of home depot runs, pest control folks, dumpster coordination, furniture procurement and working with contractors on renovations. My lower back is killing me. Carrying furniture into and out of no less than five separate residences is the likely culprit. Right out of the gate a mold inspection threatened to derail Luke’s loan being approved. Fortunately, some bleach, drywall/stud replacement, and rental air scrubbers resulted in an “all clear” verdict. Then we battled with termites who had whittled the basement studs into a fine powder, German cockroaches who, much to our chagrin, do not drink beer or wear lederhosen, and some rather bold mice who were more akin to passive aggressive roommates than mammals at the bottom of the food chain. Pest control blitzkrieg and a band of home depot parking lot painters gave the place a more presentable appearance upstairs while the contractors gutted the basement. ​
With just a little over a week until I head to Bali (for realsies this time) Luke’s vision for his home was beginning to take shape. Then yesterday, as I peered out the window to see his car roll up to the curb on a return trip from the store, 10 police officers materialized out of thin air to surround his vehicle. I came out grinning and exclaimed to the whole group, “Luke, what did you do? Must have been pretty legit to get this sort of turn out!” As fate would have it, the last tenant in Luke’s new place appears to be involved in an ongoing investigation that warranted a stake out. The cops probably got tired of sitting in unmarked cars, watching us do non-nefarious things like drink pour-over coffee on the stoop and decided it was time to end their stake out. We promised to reach out to DC’s finest with any new information should new things come to light and decided our two fishing spearguns would have to suffice in the unlikely event of a home invasion. Never a dull moment.
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Bathroom fixtures... awwww yeahhh
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Eric
11/25/2018 06:13:10 pm

Spearguns? Dude u have a shit ton of gear and the best you could come up with is a link for spearguns? They are expensive as fuck too!

And yes "a shit ton" and "expensive as fuck" are standard units of measurement, ask anyone.

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Anonymous
11/25/2018 06:34:36 pm

E let’s focus that energy less on talking and more on speargun purchasing.

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Caitlin Snarr
12/30/2018 08:08:04 pm

I don't know if it will count for anything, but I followed your speargun link to purchase a newborn footed onesie in "Cute Duck Print." I like the juxtaposition.

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Ben
12/31/2018 10:11:22 pm

Hahaha, you are amazing! I love it! Thanks for making my blog feel professional! Send pics of the onsie life!

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https://dltutuapp.com/tutuapp-download/ link
3/14/2023 02:35:37 am

Gemini, Libra, and Pisces are the least stubborn zodiac signs. Gemini loves to go with the flow, while Pisces and Libra like accommodating other people.

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https://kodi.software/ link
3/14/2023 02:38:30 am

Taurus, Capricorn, and Leo are typically the most stubborn signs of the zodiac. They don’t want to change their way of life for anyone!

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Simon Reifs Blog link
9/14/2023 03:40:16 am

Thanks for pposting this

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